The Cuckoo Club

Nestled in the sophisticated heart of Mayfair at 99-100 Swallow Street, Cuckoo Club emerges as a vibrant sanctuary of London’s nightlife, blending retro-glam aesthetics with cutting-edge beats to captivate a discerning crowd. Revamped in 2023, this two-level venue—spanning a sleek upstairs lounge and a pulsating subterranean dancefloor—channels the electric spirit of the 1960s with a modern twist, hosting up to 300 revelers. As a standout among global nightclubs, Cuckoo Club offers a dynamic fusion of intimate elegance and high-energy revelry, securing its place as a coveted gem in London’s elite nightlife scene.

The venue’s design radiates stylish allure: the upstairs lounge glows with mirrored panels, velvet banquettes, and a neon-lit bar, evoking a mod-era cocktail haven perfect for sipping and socializing. Downstairs, the main club pulses with a state-of-the-art sound system, LED walls, and a central dancefloor framed by plush booths, creating a vibrant stage for live performances and DJ sets. Entry—guarded by a strict dress code (glamorous chic: heels and cocktail attire for ladies, smart collared shirts and shoes for gents) and ID checks—ushers guests through a discreet entrance into a haze of strobes and beats, opening at 10 PM and soaring till 3 AM. From sultry R&B openings to peak-hour house anthems, Cuckoo Club’s curated rhythm fosters both intimate connections and collective euphoria, distinguishing it as a luminous star in London’s nightclubs constellation.

Cuckoo Club’s 2025 season, running Wednesdays through Saturdays, curates a lively lineup of themed nights that blend sonic seduction with visual flair. Wednesdays spark with Retro Rewind, an 11 PM to 3 AM throwback of 80s and 90s hits for £25-£45, featuring live vocalists and disco-infused visuals. Thursdays pulse with Urban Nights, a midnight to 3 AM fusion of hip-hop and R&B for £30-£50, spotlighting guest DJs and neon-lit dancers. Fridays ignite with Electric Cuckoo, an 11:30 PM to 3 AM extravaganza for £35-£55, showcasing open-format anthems and confetti showers led by residents like DJ Charlesy. Saturdays soar with Signature Sessions, a £40-£60 showcase of global headliners like Gorgon City, paired with live saxophonists till closing. Seasonal highlights include a December 31 New Year’s Eve Neon Bash—a £90 spectacle uniting surprise acts and pyrotechnics—and a summer Retro Festival in July, each event weaving Cuckoo Club’s ethos of vibrant nostalgia into London’s nightlife narrative.

The bar crafts liquid artistry with bites like smoked salmon blinis (£12 equivalent) to fuel the night. Cocktails dazzle with the Cuckoo’s Nest (£15)—a gin-spiked burst of elderflower and citrus—or the jug-sized Mod Mule (£100), blending vodka, ginger beer, and passionfruit for group revelry. Beers range £6-10, spirits with mixers £10-16, and 4-drink bundles start at £50 for seamless sips.

Exclusivity thrives in Cuckoo Club’s vip table reservations and vip bookings, tailored for refined escapes. Secure an Upstairs Lounge Booth for 6 at £1,500-3,000 min spend (including premium bottles and dedicated hostess), nestled near the bar with intimate vibes. Downstairs Dancefloor Pods for 4 begin at £800, redeemable on libations, while VIP Balconies for 8 command £2,500, offering stage proximity and swift service. Larger groups claim the Retro Suite for 10 at £3,500, with private entry and bespoke cocktails—each enclave guarded by attentive hosts. Booking with MyRSVP.com ensures seamless access to these elite spaces, delivering flawless precision for your VIP experience.

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