The Cuckoo Club

Why Cuckoo Club matters in London

Cuckoo Club is one of the reservations London regulars plan around, not past. On a peak weekend the room runs tight, the door tightens with it, and a confirmed table is the difference between an evening that lands and one spent hoping. MyRSVP handles that reservation end-to-end — the table tier, the bottle minimum, and the host who expects your name at the door.

How the night runs at Cuckoo Club

Cuckoo Club spans two levels across 99-100 Swallow Street in Mayfair, hosting up to 300 guests across an upstairs lounge and subterranean dancefloor. The upstairs channels 1960s mod-era aesthetics with mirrored panels, velvet banquettes, and a neon-lit bar; downstairs, a state-of-the-art sound system, LED walls, and plush booth-lined central dancefloor set the stage for nightly programming. The 2025 schedule runs Wednesday through Saturday with themed nights: Retro Rewind (Wednesdays, 11 PM–3 AM, 80s/90s hits); Urban Nights (Thursdays, midnight–3 AM, hip-hop and R&B with guest DJs); Electric Cuckoo (Fridays, 11:30 PM–3 AM, open-format with resident DJ Charlesy); and Signature Sessions (Saturdays, global headliners like Gorgon City with live saxophonists). Entry requires glamorous chic dress code—heels and cocktail attire for women, smart collared shirts and shoes for men—enforced at the discreet entrance. The bar stocks signature cocktails including the Cuckoo’s Nest (gin, elderflower, citrus) and the shareable Mod Mule (vodka, ginger beer, passionfruit) alongside craft beers and spirits. Tiered seating ranges from Downstairs Dancefloor Pods for 4 to the Retro Suite for 10 with private entry and bespoke service, each with bottle minimums and dedicated hosts.

What MyRSVP secures at Cuckoo Club

Through MyRSVP, the practical wins at Cuckoo Club are the ones you feel on arrival: the host who knows your group’s name, the table tier that matches what you booked, the bottle minimum confirmed in writing before you commit, and the pre-cleared guest list so latecomers are not stranded at the door. For groups with specific requests — magnum presentations, sparkler sequences, birthday coordination — we line those up with the promoter in advance.

Hours, dress, and planning windows

Plan for Cuckoo Club the way the regulars do. The room runs wednesday–saturday 11:00 pm – 4:00 am (thursday is seasonal) — the hours in the venue info block are accurate but the prose matters for search. On the dress side: Fashion-forward and refined. Ladies in heels or heeled boots with an elegant outfit; gents in trousers, shirt and smart shoes. No sportswear, caps, open shoes, sandals or jerseys. Minimum spend moves with the calendar rather than with a flat price sheet; expect peak uplift around year-round, with Wimbledon fortnight, Royal Ascot, and the Nov–Dec Christmas party season as sharpest peaks, sharpest on Wimbledon fortnight, Royal Ascot, quoted transparently up front on any reservation request. Flagship inventory on those weekends closes three-to-eight weeks ahead; weeknights and shoulder dates hold value.

How to book Cuckoo Club with MyRSVP

Reserve Cuckoo Club through MyRSVP. Submit the reservation form on this page with your date, party size, and occasion. A concierge assigned specifically to Cuckoo Club will contact you promptly to walk through pricing, table or cabana options, your actual budget, and the best area within the venue for your group and occasion. Every detail — minimum spend, placement, timing, celebration coordination — gets confirmed with you in writing before anything commits, so the night is planned before you land, not improvised at the rope. For guests who prefer a direct line, the WhatsApp button on this page opens a conversation with our London concierge team — people who know Cuckoo Club, the door, and the calendar personally. For celebrations, larger groups, or stacked itineraries across multiple venues in London, note that in your request — it lets us coordinate the night end-to-end instead of one booking at a time.